Some were born to run. Others? Born to graze in style. 🐂💨
This “Built for Feed, Not Speed” T-shirt is perfect for anyone who embraces the slow life, farm vibes, or just loves a good laugh. Featuring a vintage-style Highland cow illustration, this design blends retro charm, humor, and rustic aesthetics into one effortlessly cool tee.
Made from super-soft, breathable cotton, this shirt is as comfy as a cow in a fresh pasture. Whether you’re a barnyard enthusiast, meme lover, or just someone who appreciates a good meal over a marathon, this is the perfect fit for you.
Why You’ll Love It:
✔ Ultra-soft fabric that keeps you cozy while embracing your inner grazing champion.
✔ Distressed vintage print for that classic worn-in look.
✔ Farm-ready design that pairs perfectly with jeans, boots, or just your couch.
✔ Perfect gift for cow lovers, farmers, ranchers, and humor enthusiasts alike.
Embrace the slow and steady lifestyle—because being built for feed is way better than being built for speed.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| XS |
27 |
16 ½ |
31-34 |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
58-61 |
| 5XL |
35 |
31 |
62-65 |
